The days keep changing, will you?
"Now let's get medicated." - Wiz Khalifa, Medicated Everyone is on drugs. Not the fun ones, like coke or molly. Not the inspirational ones either, no LSD and no DMT. They're on the lame ones. The pills that get you through the day. Make your life … [Continue reading]
"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batsh*t." - Philip K. Dick Since the war on trollerism seems to be a trendy topic, I've decided to cash in and give my two cents on the issue. Since back in … [Continue reading]
"If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself." - Tucker Max Every time I try and meditate I end up thinking about sex. It never fails. People assume I'm being introspective. In reality I'm just … [Continue reading]
"I might talk about killing people, but that doesn't mean I do it." - Eminem Every keyboard jockey makes the same three claims: they're hung like a moose, the coolest person ever, and a "give no f*cks" sociopath. They aren't. An actual … [Continue reading]
"That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good f*cking life." - Chuck Palahniuk Over the course of the weekend my only purchase was a piña colada flavored ice cream bar. I bought it on my … [Continue reading]