“The blog that lactates testosterone.”
– Max Alpha tagline
I really messed up. Choosing to blog under my real name has forced me to write about things I’d actually discuss in public. Boring stuff like exercise, or learning a new language. As a barely literate troll recently pointed out, I’m a sad permavirgin neckbeard. Looking through the site, I’ve realized that he was right. I don’t have a cool pen name, I haven’t plastered my sidebar with naked women, and I don’t write about feminists conspiring to nurture the male populace.
To save face, I’ve decided to invite a special manly man of a guest onto the blog. Please welcome Max Alpha of the now defunct blog, “Max Alpha: Testosterone Overload.”
Robert: Can you tell us a little about your site?
Max: Yeah man, maxalphatestosteroneoverload.wordpress.com was the 12th largest counter feminism and pick up blog in the greater Cleveland area. I was averaging like 48 hits a day. And I’d only been blogging for three years at that point.
Robert: Wow, that is… Something.
Max: I was trying to monetize it. You know like that Tim Ferriss book says. I heard from some guy that one Google Ad pays ten thousand dollars a month. Add that to what Amazon Associates pays and I would have been rich.
Robert: You’ve sent me some of your old posts. Let’s see there’s: “Mark Zuckerberg isn’t a man,” “The new James Bond movie is for little girls,” and “The time I almost hooked up with that chick from Arby’s.”
Max: That was a good one, Social Kenny even left two comments on it.
Robert: If the site was so popular why did you shut it down?
Max: When I got mad at my manager I Photoshopped his head onto two dogs humping and posted it. Someone found out and I lost my job at Baby Gap. My mom was really mad.
Robert: Thank you for your time Max and I look forward to your future blogging endeavors.