“Boobs boobs boobs boobs lotta boobs.”
– Nicki Minaj, I Endorse These Strippers
While this site had little need of them, basement dwelling perverts can actually be monetized.
As I’ve mentioned before, most of my search hits come from terms like “teen rape’ and “where to buy used panties.” The viewers who arrive off these searches aren’t going to stick around to learn about health or money, instead they’ll wander off in search of something else to masturbate to.
However, were I running a porn site, selling books on picking up girls, or authoring erotic literature; I’d want these scuzzballs to pour in by the truck load.
Fortunately, there is an easy way to draw a crowd of neck beards to your site:
Rename image files before uploading them.
The above image is a picture of some ordinary potato chips. There’s nothing special about it. Yet it will gain me a ton of additional hits. Why? Because I renamed it “Nicki Minaj Sex Tape.”
Whenever you post an image to your site it should contain an alternative text with some kind of description. Search spiders will then read the description, and file it appropriately, instead of merely seeing a file with no meaning whatsoever.
If you name your images after a popular search term, Google will associate the page they appear on with that phrase. Anyone who’s ever looked up Osama Bin Laden’s death pictures, or a celebrity scandal has more than likely fallen for this trick.
Assuming that you name your images after something relevant, you should see a increase in traffic.