“Blah blah blah, poor customer service. Why isn’t my gig done yet?”
– Bad customer
At three in the morning some dude ordered a Fiverr gig from me. By five in the morning he messaged me, asking why I hadn’t contacted him yet. At this point I knew I was in for a treat.
His order was tenth in my queue. I had other work to do first. Still he messaged me again, he needed that review. There was no time to waste.
At five in the afternoon he messaged me, claiming that he had ordered his gig days ago. Why wasn’t it done yet? According to the site’s countdown timer, and my basic math, he had purchased it earlier that day.
Finally I got around to fulfilling his request. I logged into Fiverr and saw… That he had canceled his gig.
Before doing so he had left a note. It explained how my service was awful and that I had kept him waiting for weeks. When I reached the end of his message I muttered “good riddance.”
I feel bad for whoever has to deal with him next.